A serial killer and a New York City detective, both with crippling ”mommy” issues, cross paths in the Elkhart Civic Theatre production of “No Way to Treat A Lady.”
Based on a 1964 novel by author/screenwriter William Goldman (“The Princess Bride,” “Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid,” “All The President’s Men”), it became a 1968 film starring Rod Steiger and, almost 20 years later, a “musical comedy thriller” with book, music and lyrics by Douglas J. Cohen.
Be advised. This is not your high-stepping, big cast musical.
True, there are almost a dozen characters but they are played by a cast of five who manage to fill the stage as this definitely “black comedy” progresses.
It opens with a deceptively sweet scene as Father Barry Fitzgerald (sound familiar?) pays a call on Mrs. Sullivan, an elderly, recently-widowed parishioner.
But wait. Father Fitzgerald (1940s movie fans will get the reference) is really Christopher “Kit” Gill (Brent Graber), a mediocre actor determined to match the fame of his recently deceased mother, Alexandra Gill (Annette Kaczanowski), with a notice in The New York Times, achieved by any means necessary.
Unfortunately for Mrs. Sullivan (also played by Ms. Kaczanowski) this means joining her husband, ready or not, with a post-mortem lipstick kiss drawn on her forehead
The homicide case is assigned to Detective Morris Brummell (Zachary Rivers) ,who still lives with his mother Flora (Julie Herrli Castello), definitely a less-than-supportive parent. In the course of his investigation, Morris meets Sarah Stone (Michelle Miller), a tenant in the victim’s building, and immediately falls in love.
Meanwhile Kit, unhappy that his crime has not made The Times, contacts the detective and draws him into his murderous plot, proceeding to up his game via his next victim, Spanish dancer Carmella Tucci (Ms. Kaczanowski again), who has just lost her partner. This time, Kit is disguised as an Arthur Murray (the ‘40s again!) dance instructor. Their tango ends with a deadly kiss.
The homicidal wave continues until ….but no more spoilers here. Enough to say that Ms. Kaczanowski has still one last character to create and Morris has to get his priorities straight.
The score contains some lovely melodies, several with a definitely macabre flavor. Kaczanowski deserves major applause for her swift and definitive segues from character to character, attitudes and accents well in hand. Rivers is properly frustrated, balancing love and duty while struggling to overcome the insecurity developed through years of smothering “mother love.” He and Miller display the show’s best voices and she creates a warmly stubborn young woman who never loses I\sight of her objective.
Castello is constantly shrill, making Morris’ desire to get out instantly understandable. As the increasingly frustrated actor/killer, Graber’s desire to one-up his late mother is exacerbated by her scathing remark “Whether you’re a successful killer or an unsuccessful actor, you still can’t get arrested in this town.” His rising anger is the through-line of the story and he handles it well.
The production is directed by John Shoup assisted by Penny Shoup, with vocal direction by Kim Dooley and choreography by Jackiejo Brewers. Keyboardist Miriam Houck is music director with keyboardist Brenda Summers, clarinetist Grace Johnson and percussionist Mark Swendsen.
Director Shoup designed the flexible set which features a portrait of Alexandra by Jeff Barrack and integrated slide designs by Sandy and Brian MacGowan indicating locations in 1970 Manhattan. A stage crew of NYPD’s finest makes quick work of the many scene changes.
NO WAY TO TREAT A LADY plays Friday through Sunday and March 16-17 in the Bristol Opera House on SR 120 in Bristol. For performance times and reservations, call (574) 848-4116 .